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Church of Wifi

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Summary

Church of Wi-Fi Introduction

Lord Reverend EvilMog, bishop of the Church of Wi-Fi, presents a satirical talk embracing the group's reputation as a cult. He describes multi-denominational offshoots and humorously frames the community's hacker-culture traditions.

Initiation Ritual

New members undergo a comedic communion: cheap bourbon as "blood of the Lord," a Cool Ranch Dorito as "body," removal of rear-pocket items for consent, and a solid maple paddle strike that "burns on the way down and out." Annual re-initiation varies by year.

Community and Charity

The Church of Wi-Fi is a registered charity in British Columbia, donating tithes to cat shelters. Members also send regional gifts like Wisconsin cheese memorabilia.

Hacker Jeopardy Culture

EvilMog highlights the group's competitive trivia record across DerbyCon, DEF CON, and other events. He teases sharing three Hacker Jeopardy winning secrets, framing knowledge-sharing as a core cult value.

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